We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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