The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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