Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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