I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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