That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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