This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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