My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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