I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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