ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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