I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
birth control should be required to get into college
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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