yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
You were trust falling into bushes
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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