You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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