Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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