Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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