Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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