No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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