Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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