you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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