when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
there is puke in my bra ... again
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