come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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