My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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