Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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