She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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