how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
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You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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