Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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