i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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