i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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