Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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