id be glad to
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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