Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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