hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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