Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
