Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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