there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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