now i know why i became what i already was.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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