You can't motorboat a personality
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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