The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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