yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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