I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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