So drunk its hurt
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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