Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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