i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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