I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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