ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
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Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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