there was a trapeze. enough said
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
