i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.