By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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