Sponge bath it is.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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