That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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