Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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