he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I have already put on my inside pants.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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