Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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