If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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