I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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