if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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