I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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