Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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