Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I need mimosas to revive my soul
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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