I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
there is glitter all over my balls
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