i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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