But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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