You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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