She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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